Bank Teller: Let me know if this transfer doesnt go through by Monday
Me: Monday eh? Its Friday afternoon, this usually takes a couple of hours
Bank Teller: Well its raining today, you know how systems can get
Me: Yes, subways, cars, those sorts of things get a bit slower when it rains, but Im not so sure about electronics
Bank Teller: Computers are always very slow in rainy weather. I like to call it "turtle mode."
Me: /facepalm
